Superhero or Not Superhero?

SUPERHERO/NOT SUPERHERO

Superhero: Attacking an enemy with a tree you ripped from the ground.

Not Superhero: Attacking an enemy with a limb you picked up off the ground.

Superhero: Going to Tibet to acquire superpowers.

Not Superhero: Going to college.

Superhero: Torturing a criminal until he gives you the information you want.

Not Superhero: Reading him his rights and waiting for his lawyer to show up.

Superhero: Attacking an invading army all by yourself.

Not Superhero: Waiting for back up.

Superhero: Taking out all your anger and frustration on supervillains.

Not Superhero: Going to therapy.

Superhero: Undergoing experimental quasi-scientific procedures with no idea as to what could happen.

Not Superhero: Animal testing or computer simulations.

Superhero: Blowing up aliens who land on your planet.

Not Superhero: Asking them if they come in peace.

Superhero: Being impotent with women, yet able to level a midsized city by blinking.

Not Superhero: Getting laid.

Superhero: Being replaced with your evil twin.

Not Superhero: Not having an evil twin.

Superhero: Only owning one outfit.

Not Superhero: Having a wardrobe.

Superhero: Coming back from the dead.

Not Superhero: Dying.

Superhero: Exposure to massive amounts of radiation gives you cool superpowers.

Not Superhero: Exposure to massive amounts of radiation gives you radiation sickness, killing you in a truly horrifying fashion.

Superhero: No matter how much of an advantage your enemy has, you always win.

Not Superhero: Losing.