Section C: The Laws of Laziness

Part C:

The Rules

1. Always Show Up On Time

2. Be The Coffee Guy

3. Customer Service

4. Don’t Be The Boss’s Friend

5. Don’t Be The Go-To-Guy

6. Developing a Serious Health Problem for Fun and Profit Obesity is too limiting. Diabetes is a pain with the diet and the special food.

7. Be One of Those Crazy Church People They know you can’t come in Sunday, because that is the Lord’s Day.

8. Be a Barnacle

9. The Cubicle Lawyer Using the Man’s rules and regulations against him.

10. Injuring Yourself at Work-the Road to Nirvana If you do this right, the only work you’ll ever do is cash your fat disability checks, my friend.

11. Half-Assing Military Style

12. Who Will Look After The Children? Using your little latchkeys to shave hours off of the day.

13. The Phantom of the Workplace If he didn’t draw a paycheck, we wouldn’t even know he worked here.

14. The Joy of Giving How to use your company’s charitable foundation to not do anything.

15. The Old-Timer How has he lasted so long? By boring everybody to tears.

16. Weirdo The boss knows how important Gen Con is to you.